Dynamo

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SO!
Let me get this straight...


So you humans and other fleshy living breathing creatures, are having this monster infestation. You're not wanting anyone to die... because apparently some of the, quote-unquote, monsters are people too.


Rather than just start killing monsters the moment you see them, you stand around and let them gore you to death or turn you into broken figures. Later on, you then wonder why you were attacked.




Is... is there something I'm not quite understanding here?

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Gate's been going on and on about some manner of science babble that I don't care for.
It's rather annoying, really.

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With so many new comers, I would've thought for sure that one of them would be like Gate and I.

A little disappointing, but that's okay! Gotta take what you can get, I suppose.



Might as well give a friendly hello to all you strangers!

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Oh hey, I almost forgot about this thing!

So! I've taken notice that there's a lotta creepy stuff going on, with ghosts going around and the like. Though with the power going out? It gets dark, and I'd like to say I'm as unlucky as some of you living and breathing things... but I'm just not.

Sucks to be you.



Gate? Gate~? Are you done with keeping me locked out now? It gets really boring out here, even with the crazy writing everywhere and floating bodies.

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I've thought about it!
Having never really had any "friends" back home, and being bored, I thought I'd go find myself some!

Though... that would include leaving Gate all alone... Aw, screw it, he'll be fine on his own.


So! ... How does one go about this?

So I was just going through the various and recent happenings of this place... and I'd like to make a statement!

Even though it's not a war, I still offer my services to the highest bidder!
Normally I'd take credits, but I'm going to take a guess such things don't exist here...

Also, it's rather boring here. Gate makes for a lousy companion. Will someone play with me?