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So I was just going through the various and recent happenings of this place... and I'd like to make a statement!

Even though it's not a war, I still offer my services to the highest bidder!
Normally I'd take credits, but I'm going to take a guess such things don't exist here...

Also, it's rather boring here. Gate makes for a lousy companion. Will someone play with me?